[while talking about some biker who threw his bike after almost running into me]
me: ...nah, I'll tell that biker to kick rocks if he wants to complain about getting snaked in a skatepark
dude: shit, i dont care I like fightin, you hear I put a kid in the hospital last week?
me: hahaha no man no one told me about it. why?
dude: man he kept blowin up my phone talkin bout he was gonna break my legs and kill me and shit
me: haha wow, why?
dude: i was f*ckin his sister
me: haha oh man, so what was he mad about? thats her decision
dude: yeah man i know, i remember when my sister was f*ckin the whole soccer team i didnt care
HAHAHAHAHAHA, i was laughing so hard i couldn't skate for a few minutes
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